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Football Re-Heated: Newcastle United Vs Arsenal - 5th February 2011 - Barclays Premier League

Football Re-Heated: Newcastle Vs Arsenal – 5th February 2011 – Barclays Premier League

We’re back with another Football Re-Heated, as I stick another match in the microwave for a review. Not literally of course. I don’t have a microwave. Not since The Great Plastic Tupperware Chilli Explosion of 2008.

Anyway, enough tired gags, to the review-mobile!

Back-story

This is a somewhat infamous match from 3 seasons back. Newcastle at the time were having a less than glamorous season in the Premiership. Things had only been compounded by the shock sale of Andy Carrol to Liverpool for 35 Million. Carrol had been the team’s main goal getter. Not only was Carrol sold so close to the end of the transfer window that beleaguered manager Alan “Glasgow Kiss” Pardew had no time to replace him, but there was a genuine fear amongst the Geordie fan base that the money wouldn’t be put back into the club at all. This was the first match at St James Park since Carrol had flown the magpies coup (Sorry, too delicious a pun to avoid) and the atmosphere was frosty to Mike Ashley and co to say the least.

Meanwhile, Arsenal were in the midst of a hot streak. They had reached the League Cup Final and were ready to face off with Barcelona in the Champions League. On top of that they were also still firmly in the title hunt. During the summer they’d managed to retain the services of club captain Cesc Fabregas and young players like Theo Walcott and Jack Wilshire were starting to come into their own. Things were looking bright for the Gunners while things couldn’t have been darker for the Toon Army.

This is the official club release I’m watching. I’m not sure who is providing commentary as the commentators names are never shown. Picture quality and sound are fine.

Newcastle Starting Line-Up

01: Steve Harper
12: Danny Simpson
06: Mike Williamson
02: Fabricio Coloccini
03: Jose Enrique
07: Joey Barton
04: Kevin Nolan (Captain)
24: Cheick Tiote
18: Jonas Gutierrez
20: Leon Best
11: Peter Lovenkrands

Arsenal Starting Line-Up

53: Wojech Szczesny
03: Bacary Sagna
06: Laurent Koscielny
20: Johan Djourou
22: Gael Clichy
02: Abou Diaby
19: Jack Wilshire
14: Theo Walcott
04: Cesc Fabregas (Captain)
23: Andrei Arshavin
10: Robin van Persie

This is the third meeting between the teams so far in the season. Newcastle won at the Emirates, a result of a Carrol goal, while Arsenal defeated Newcastle in a League Cup Fixture.

Your referee is Phil Dowd.

First Half

Arsenal waste no time absolutely cleaving Newcastle apart with some incisive passing. A through ball is played to Walcott, who out runs Coloccini and slots the ball calmly past Harper and Arsenal are 1-0 within the first minute! Oh dear, this could be a long 90 minutes for Newcastle.

Arsenal keep up the pressure and a couple of minutes later Fabregas wins a soft free kick down the left hand side of the field, about 15 yards from the edge of the box. Arshavin plays a beauty of a ball into the box and Djourou gets a looping header over a helpless Harper into the goal. Nolan and Williamson were no where to be seen there. 3 minutes gone and it’s 2-0 to The Gunners. Good grief.

Despite going 2 down so quickly, Newcastle are surprisingly calm. Of course, it could be that they’re more in shock than anything else, Arsenal have completely cut them to pieces in a matter of minutes. The Arsenal players pass the ball amongst themselves without too much trouble and look comfortable. Newcastle enjoy the odd short burst of possession but nothing comes of it.

Arsenal then make things even worse for their accommodating hosts by scoring a third. The movement starts in their own half with Szczesny. He passes it to Koscielny who starts moving it down field. After a series of passes it ends up with Walcott on the right wing who crosses it in to RVP in the box who tucks it away with absolute ease. Sublime finishing from the Dutchman there. Milhouse’s uncle might not approve of him, but he scored a cracking goal just then! The destruction of Newcastle here has almost been effortless from Arsenal.

Again though, Newcastle resist the urge to start panicking. They are struggling but you can see that they’re trying to formulate a considered response to this. They’re not backing away to maintain a respectable score and they’re not making mad forays down the pitch either. They’re trying to hold on to some form of composure and play themselves out of danger.

Arsenal continue to make attacks. Despite their relative calmness, Newcastle just don’t seem to have an answer to this. The Newcastle supporters are furious. You can literally hear them fizzing in their seats, like an Alka-Seltzer in a glass of water. Newcastle attempt an attack but it ultimately comes to nothing, Lovenkrand's cross is cleared without much bother. They have another chance from a Joey Barton corner but Nolan isn’t able to put a decent header on it.

There’s still some spirit in this Newcastle side, that’s for sure. They’re still willing to fight but normal service some resumes as Arsenal maintain control with some lovely stuff.  Wilshire in particular performs some very tidy flicks and passes. It seems only a matter of time before Arsenal score again and, indeed, with 26 minutes gone, the 4th goal is tucked away in Harper’s goal. Sagna crosses the ball from the right and RVP is there to bury the header. He was allowed just oodles of space for that. He can’t believe his luck! The words “fish”, “shooting” and “barrel” come to mind while watching the replay of that.

It’s at this time that some of the Newcastle support decide they’ve seen enough and start making their way to the exits. There’s one lad in a blue top who is pacing by the exit with a facial expression that is best described as a cross between a burning rage and pure abject misery. He shakes his head in absolute disbelief. Feel for him actually, we’ve all been there as a football supporter at one time or another. That being said, despite a few supporters leaving, there is by no means a mass exodus from the ground, which you could probably justify in a situation like this.

The Newcastle players still seem to have not got the memo though and they continue to hold onto what’s left of their composure. They almost nick a goal in fact. Gutierrez plays a nice cross into Best, who managers to get a touch on it but Clichy is able to block it and send it out for a corner, which ultimately leads to nothing.

There’s a litany of crowd shots now as the DVD both highlights The Gunners jauntiness and milks The Magpies misery. We also get a shot of Faustino Asprilla sitting in the crowd as well. He must be wondering what the heck is going on. The commentators have completely written Newcastle off here, and can you blame them?

Newcastle do manage to end the half relatively well. They continue to look for a goal and don’t let their heads drop too muck. They are very much looking for some way back into this and haven’t thrown up the white flag. Arsenal seem content with the 4-0 lead and ease off a little with halftime on the horizon. Walcott’s pace continues to cause Newcastle problems but it doesn’t lead to any more goals and we go into the interval with the score 4-0 to The Arsenal.

Second Half

No changes from Pardew as we start the second half. That’s either a show of faith in his starting XI or an admission that he has no better alternative on the bench. A vocal section of the Newcastle support kindly request Mike Ashley thus remove himself from their club. They say it a little less politely of course.

Newcastle start the second half the same way they finished the first one. Djourou comes off near the beginning of the half for Squillaci.

Newcastle ramp up the physicality at this point. Simpson chops down Wilshire, Fabregas gets roughly fouled by Lovenkrands, hurting his shoulder in the process and then the turning point in the match happens. Barton drills Diaby with a relatively unpleasant challenge and Diaby promptly shoves him down. Phil Dowd quickly gets his cards out and Diaby is sent for an early bath in one of the softer red cards you’ll see. Barton made a meal of that shove but Diaby is a professional and should have kept his cool. Had he not reacted there, he’d still be on the pitch and Barton would have likely got a yellow card. As it is, Arsenal are now a man down. Neither man comes out of that exchange looking too good though, it must be said.

The sending off has fanned the wind very much towards Newcastle’s sails. They begin to mount a number of attacks as Arsenal seem to shrink under the new found intensity of the contest. Tiote starts getting the better of things in the Arsenal midfield. Arsenal’s response is to start sniding. Thus the diving and the play acting begins. I can’t help but smile when Arsene Wenger complains about gamesmanship, I really can’t. his lot dive so much sometimes you’d think Tom Daley was going to be their new signing.

Tiote is running this in the middle of the park now as Arsenal don’t seem to have an answer for him. Well, they don’t seem to have a legal answer for him anyway. Newcastle finally get the crowd back into things as Simpson has a cracking shot that forces a save from Szczesny. The resulting corner comes to nothing, but you can sense that the Newcastle players are starting to believe they can pull one back. Newcastle are playing without fear, where as Arsenal are more pensive.

On the hour mark, Arsenal eventually manage to compose themselves and starting moving the ball around again, in an attempt to take the slowly resurgent crowd out of things. The fizz of anger has now been replaced by a buzz of hope. Despite getting a handle of things again, Arsenal make little use of it and don’t look too bothered about getting a 5th goal in.

Newcastle continue to play their game, despite the seconds ticking away. They don’t throw everyone up and risk getting exposed. They just never give up and look for an opening of some sort, and with 25 minutes left to play, they get one.

Barton plays a good corner into the box and Best goes to ground after a tangle with Koscielny and Dowd points to the penalty spot. Pretty soft pen in all honesty. At worst they was a light push there. Still, as a defender your job is to try and not give the attacker an excuse to go down, and that didn’t happen here. Still, Arsenal can feel hard done by with that one. Barton slots the penalty away and Newcastle have a goal on the scoreboard with 22 minutes to go. Arsenals lack of composure comes to the fore now as Szczesny refuses to give the ball back to Barton, at which point he is promptly given a stiff lariat by Nolan. Amazingly, it’s Szczesny who gets booked after that! Nolan somehow escapes without a caution. Madness! Even Stan Hansen would have approved of that strike from Nolan, thus was the velocity upon which he hit it.

Buoyed by the crowd, Newcastle continue to attack and it pays dividends. Set pieces are the area where they cause Arsenal the most issues. Williamson gets a good header from a Barton corner which forces a save from Szczesny. Newcastle then have a goal disallowed. The linesman raises his flag but Leon Best was most certainly onside.

Arsenal are on the back foot now as the momentum has swung to the side of Newcastle. Enrique plays a peach of a cross down the left to Best, who manages to control it and slot it past Szczesny to make it 4-2. Wenger is starting to sweat now!

The supporters are starting to believe and it has transferred down to the players. Best has played very well in this second half, as have Barton and Nolan. Nile Ranger comes on as a sub for Newcaste and forces Szczesny into another save. The crowd is very much back in this now, as are Newcastle.

Newcastle now get chance after chance, as the fans cheer each attempt at goal. Wenger decides to take off Walcott and bring on Eboue, which looks to be a substitution with defensive intentions.

Arsenal are completely penned in and don’t seem to have a plan for changing that. The home crowd are certainly playing their part now and Dowd is starting to dance to their tune. Indeed, he gives Newcastle another penalty, this one even more questionable than the first one. Barton plays a fine free kick from almost the half way line. Williamson jumps for it and then goes to ground into the general vicinity of substitute Rosicky and Dowd incredibly points to the spot once more. If that penalty was any softer, you could use it to stuff teddy bears! Barton buries his 2nd penalty of the day and it’s now 4-3. St James is rocking now and the Toon Army smell blood in the water!

Newcastle get another corner but Best’s header is wide of the post. Arsenal try and counter attack, but RVP is so deep at this point he’s close enough to discuss his weekend shopping with Szczesny, so the attack comes to nothing. Newcastle head back up and win he free kick just outside the area. Barton swings it I but it’s cleared out to Tiote, who hits a humongous volley from outside the box that screams past Szczesny into the net. The crowd goes RADIO RENTAL!!! It’s not just them, I’m going crazy in my living room. What an absolute Arse Burger of a shot that was. Simply astonishing. The score is now 4-4, as the Newcastle players dive on top of Tiote. Harpers half hearted elbow drop on top of the pile makes it all the funnier. That’s Tiote’s first goal for the club can you believe? He’s set the bar high for the future, that’s for sure!

Newcastle incredibly almost then go on to win it, but Nolan’s shot goes agonisingly wide and The Magpies have to settle for just a share of the points. I’m sure they would have taken that at half time.

Final Whistle Thoughts

I’m not sure if this is an amazing Newcastle comeback or a sickening Arsenal capitulation. Could it possibly be both? Now, you can argue that the two penalties that Arsenal conceded were soft, but do you chalk that down to Arsenal getting screwed over or do you chalk it down to them being tactically defeated?

The red card, despite being soft as the contents of a Wagon Wheel™, was a red card. He shoved Barton, and then Nolan, in full view of the referee. Dowd had no choice really. That being said, Dowd had a pretty poor game in all honesty. How Nolan avoided even so much a booking for the Szczesny incident is inexplicable and the 2nd penalty was questionable to say the least.

Dowd does deserve credit for trying to let the match flow as best he could, but it’s understandable why Wenger waits to chew his ear off after the final whistle. So Arsenal do have a relatively solid argument that poor reffing was linked with the result. However, that seems to almost let them off the hook. In the second half, they were truly uninspired and it seemed somewhat poetic justice that Newcastle were able to find their way back into it.

The attitude shown from the Newcastle players should be commended in my opinion. They never accepted the defeat and they didn’t make the mistake that a lot of teams who go down by a large margin do. They had their plan and they stuck to it. They didn’t park the bus to stem the tide of goals and they didn’t send 10 players up the pitch at once for a desperate attempt at clawing the game back.

They sat back, regained their bearings and then set about looking to sneak just the one goal in. Getting that goal got the crowd back onside and once the crowd was behind them it made their job a lot easier. Not only did it seem to gee them up but it also seemed to cow the Arsenal players and influence Dowd in his decisions.

The Newcastle support were just excellent here. They were justifiably furious in the first half and if there was ever a week where St James could empty at half time, it would be this one. However, most of them stayed and they were integral to the Newcastle fight back in the second half.

One thing is for sure, this is an entertaining 90 minutes. Arsenal play some excellent football in the first half and the comeback in the second half is gripping viewing. The atmosphere alone makes this worth watching the once, even if you just watch the last half an hour.

The official NUFC release of the DVD has two post-match interviews. One from Pardew and one from Barton. Neither interview is overly exciting or enlightening but it’s still nice that they’ve been included.

So overall, it’s a recommend tape. I’ll post the Amazon link below. I had a quick peruse of Youtube and couldn’t find any decent highlight packages but I did find the Soccer Saturday updates for the match on the day. That itself does prove some entertaining viewing.

Anyway, thanks for reading. As always, got a match you want reviewed? Leave a comment below and if I have it I’ll add it to my “to review” pile

Until next time,

Peace Out


Soccer Saturday Highlights


Amazon link to the match

1 comment:

  1. Alright Mikey, always enjoyed your comments on GoT, now will enjoy your blog!

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